Sunday, April 24, 2011

Fetus Jesus

Dear Fetus Jesus,

Are you there? It's me Matty.

On the anniversary of your zombie birthday I would like to ask for a present. Please stop letting me be interested in straight guys.

At this point I just want a masculine guy without any drama, who has his shit together. Extra points for one who is into cars/tech/progressive politics and wants kids. My ten year plan is starting to look like: graduate law school, pass the bar, and then become a single parent. I'm okay with that but I keep thinking I've still got a chance to find the one... And each time I think "Wow, I'd like to date him" I have to interrogate him only to find out that he'd rather go spelunking than climb Mt. Everest.

Stop letting me down. Yes, I'm using you as a cosmic matchmaker. Work your magic! This time around, however, let's turn water into mimosas...

Alternatively you could just call Lockheed and Martin and have them fix my Gaydar (trademarked)...

<3 Habitually Single in Tampa

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